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   **   THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
   **   Early Years Handbook
   **   v3.0

   **   by Myke Weiskopf (jerk@execpc.com)
  
  aided by John Flansburgh, Jamie Kitman, Jill Knapp, Bill Krauss,
           John Linnell, Bo Orloff (obo@dnai.com), Francesca Parker 
           (flparker@woodlawn.uchicago.edu), Mike Weiss (Mulva@aol.com),
           Aaron T. Porter (atporter@entropy.muc.muohio.edu), Brian D.
           Kane (bkane@pldac.plh.af.mil), Dan Spock.

While the facts contained within this document are not copyrightable,
the style, organization, and content of the document is (c) 1996 Myke
Weiskopf. Please do not reprint or quote without permission.
This document features information previously published in OBSCURE
Magazine, No. 5 ("They Might Be Giants"), which is (c) 1994 Obscure
Publications / Myke Weiskopf, and in the THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS INFO
CLUB newsletter Winter 1995, which is (c) 1995 TMB Productions, and the
liner notes to THEN, which is (c) 1997 They Might Be Giants / Restless
Records.

This document can be accessed via the WWW:

        * http://execpc.com/~jerk/ey_faq/

This document answers questions (obscure and common) about the music,
life, and spirit of They Might Be Giants from the years 1982 to 1989,
collectively known as The Early Years, encompassing The Bar/None Years
(1986-1989) and The Krauss Years (1983-1988).

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QUESTIONS PERTAINING TO...

1. 1983-1985 [Including all early releases]
   1.1  When did They Might Be Giants first:
        a) meet?
        b) begin recording together?
        c) play out?
        d) release recordings?
        e) meet Bill Krauss?
   1.2  Had the Johns been in any bands previous to playing in TMBG?
   1.3  What was the first They Might Be Giants song...
        a) ...ever?
        b) on their very first demo?
   1.4  What are the lyrics to "Hell Hotel" on the 1985 demo tape?
   1.5  Where / how did the Giants meet the Ordinaires?
   1.6  How did Dial-A-Song start? 
   1.7  What is a "Pal Joey revival"?
   1.8  Tell me about the 1985 Demo!

2. "They Might Be Giants" (1986-1987)
   2.1  What does the sample at the beginning of "Rabid Child" say?
   2.2  What the hell is that sample in "Number Three"?!?   
   2.3  What's the "Close-N-Play" that is mentioned in "Toddler Hiway"?
   2.4  Why is "Absolutely Bill's Mood" called that?
   2.5  What's this about the Johns going on the radio and playing
        Dial-A-Song demos? What station? When?

3. "Lincoln" (1988-1989)
   3.1  Where does the source material from "Snowball in Hell" come from?
   3.2  Why are the Johns so infatuated with the '64 World's Fair?
   3.3  What is "Purple Toupee" about?
   3.4  Why are the lyrics wrong/out of order in the liner notes?
   3.5  What's the deal with the cover art?
   3.6  Why are there extra words to "Piece Of Dirt" in the lyric book?

4. Identification Questions
   4.1  I enjoyed Adam Bernstein's videos for TMBG. What else has he done?
   4.2  Where was the video shot for
        a) "Puppet Head"?
        b) "Don't Let's Start"?
        c) "Ana Ng"?
        d) "Purple Toupee"?
        e) "They'll Need A Crane"?
        f) "Rabid Child" (also see 4.3f)?
   4.3  Is there a real...
        a) Chess Piece Face?
        b) Rabid Child?
        c) Ana Ng?
        d) Toddler Hiway?
        e) Sadly, The Cross-Eyed Bear?
        f) "Rabid Child" video?
   4.4  Who is/are... 
        a) Kurtis Blow?
        b) Margaret Seiler?
        c) James McIntyre?
        d) Ouida Bailey?
        e) those old guys in the "They'll Need A Crane" video?
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THE ANSWERS

1. 1983-1985 [Including all early releases]
   
   1.1  When did They Might Be Giants first:
        a) meet?
        b) begin recording together?
        c) play out?
        d) release recordings?
        e) meet Bill Krauss?
   ------------------------
        a) John Linnell and John Flansburgh met in Lincoln-Sudbury High
           School (Lincoln, MA) in the mid-1970's.  Flansburgh had heard
           about Linnell due to the latter's famed comic books and strips and 
           his love of avant-garde music such as Frank Zappa.  Linnell says,
           "John was always calling me up, and I didn't know who he was
           really. He'd call and go, 'So. Linnell. What's happenin'?'
           Flansburgh had authored a minor existentialist work-- a play in
           100 acts, all of which were two lines long. "He felt that Linnell
           might somehow understand," writes Adrian Deevoy of _Q_. "He
           didn't." Before long, the two were collaborating on minor
           experimental tape projects using Flansburgh's tape machine(s).

        b) The Johns began recording shortly after moving into the same
           apartment building on the same day in New York City in 1982.
           (A note on that: this was not entirely coincidental, as they
           carpooled to NY together with a mutual friend.) While at first 
           the Johns recorded independently, they eventually played on each 
           other's demos regularly.

        c) The Johns' first show was as "El Grupo de Rock And Roll" in
           1982, in Central Park.  The group, it is said, performed in
           front of a group of Sandinistas who spoke no English (hence the
           name).  Another rumor (perpetuated by Linnell) goes as such:
           "It was January 23rd. We played 23 songs, although we had only
           planned to do 22. There were 23 people at that show. We each
           made 23 dollars. I was 23 at the time."  The first show as
           They Might Be Giants took place at Dr. B's, a Soho showcase
           club in Soho.
 
        d) They Might Be Giants' first official release was a one-sided
           7" flexi-disc (round, not square) in 1985, produced by Bill
           Krauss and engineered by Al Houghton (with drum programming by
           Chris Butler).  The tracks were "Everything Right is Wrong"
           and "You'll Miss Me", both of which resurfaced in drastically
           re-arranged versions on THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS and LINCOLN,
           respectively.  The "Wiggle-Diskette" (as the record pronounces
           itself) was released on TMB Music.  Its cover features a photo
           of a young girl at a wool machine threading wool, with a small
           photo of the Johns (looking demented) at the bottom.  At the
           top, the simple yet elegant words "THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS" in an
           elongated Helvetica.  It was limited-edition 1000, released  
           on January 1, 1985.

           Their 23-song demo tape followed later that year, featuring
           demos of many songs off of their debut album, as well as another
           version of "You'll Miss Me".  It featured several LINCOLN and
           B-side tracks as well.  It was re-issued in limited quantities
           by the Hello Recording Club (John Flansburgh's pet project) in
           1993.  (See the Demo Tape-specific question for more info.)

        e) John Flansburgh met Bill at Antioch, at which time Bill was in
           a band called the Functionnaires with another high-school chum
           of the Johns', Dan Spock.  Flansburgh produced the Functionnaires'
           first demo on his four-track recorder. Bill became the Johns'
           soundman in 1983; their first show together was at CBGB's in New
           York City.


   1.2  Had the Johns been in any bands previous to playing in TMBG?
   ------------------------
        John Linnell had played saxophone in a band called The Baggs while
        in college.  "There was a moment when I'd step out and do a solo.
        But I'd just bought the pick-up for my sax and when the time came
        all I could play was the highest note!  I moved all my fingers
        around and nothing happened.  The wire on my pick-up was holding
        open one of the valves on my sax. I had just played a one-note
        solo," he remembers. 
        
        Linnell also played keyboards and saxophone for Rhode Island's 
        Mundanes, whose demo, 7", and unofficial live concert recording
        were filled with .. well .. mundane new-wave love songs in
        the vein of .. well .. pretty much every band on the new-wave
        circuit at this time.  
        
        John Flansburgh played in a band called the Blackouts.  
        "I was wearing pyjamas. I was 20 years old," he recollects.
        Also on the shortlist: The Turtlenecks, featuring Chris of
        Annabouboula.


   1.3  What was the first They Might Be Giants song...
        a) ...ever?
        b) on their very first demo?
   ------------------------
        a) "Space Suit", which later turned up on the post-Bar/None album
           APOLLO 18, was written by Flansburgh as an exercise in jazz
           chord structure as per his instructor, Jack DeSalvo. Flansburgh
           says, "It was originally titled 'I'll Remember 3rd Street' to
           reflect its jazzy origins, but once the recording was made with
           the spacey synth part its final title seemed more appropriate."

        b) The very first song on their very first demo was "Now That I
           Have Everything", a popular Dial-A-Song staple during the Early
           Years and, to a lesser degree, thereafter. The song was demoed
           in 1984. In the Winter 1995 edition of the Info Club bulletin,
           they claim that their first recorded song was a cover of Yoko
           Ono's "Don't Worry Kyoko."  "We sang with faux-Rod Serling
           voices," they say.


   1.4  What are the lyrics to "Hell Hotel" on the 1985 demo tape?
   ------------------------

             ------------------------------------------------
             "HELL HOTEL" from the tape THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.
                (c) 1985 They Might Be Giants / TMB Music.
             ------------------------------------------------
        
        Salutations paint his karma, [?] in fighting words
        Got his mean streak from his mother, ha ha ha
        Now Love Boats paint his liver, with eyes on the city lights
        Collapsin' on the upbeats or relaxin' for the night
        He steps into a crazy hotel, the desk clerk hands him soap-on-a-rope
        What does he mean by this?
        Bellhop takes his flashlight, takes John up to his room
        Va-va-va-voom this is a sweet life, Anthrax on the couch

        We're here to entertain you, or have you seen this episode
        We're the ancient order of robots dials, we're putting you
        at the controls
        Welcome to Hell Hotel

        Sports cars and the gamblin', John's winning every night
        Well there's certain smells John can't repel, but Momma it
        can't be right
        He bolts awake laughing, but no one's in his room
        And the big boss man doesn't understand why John can't smile no more

        We're here to make you happy, that's all that we are programmed for
        But you say this pleasure's a pain for you, Sebastian C. could tell
        you more
        Welcome to Hell Hotel

        Bill Krauss adds:

I think Flans said that the song was based on a "Twilight Zone" episode, 
but i can't remember which one.  "Sebastian C." is Sebastian Cabot, who 
you may remember as the butler on the 60's sitcom "Family Affair."


   1.5  Where / how did the Giants meet the Ordinaires?
   ------------------------
        Bill says, "We met the Ordinaires at 8BC, which was run by a
        couple of guys named Dennis and Cornelius.  It was the greatest club
        in the world for about two years.  They had something like 3000
        performances in two years.  It was running non-stop.  They had plays
        in the afternoon and performance art at dinner time, and bands at
        night.  It was just a wonderful time.  It may have been the first
        time we played there.  People liked to book TMBG with the Ordinaires
        because there were nine people in the Ordinaires.  Logistically, it
        was really easy, because to have another full band when you had the
        Ordinaires on stage meant moving a whole lot of equipment.  We did
        some shows at the Pyramid for them and the Village Gate.  In the
        very earliest shows, the Ordinaires had been around a bit longer
        and had more of a following, so we opened for them."


   1.6  How did Dial-A-Song start? 
   ------------------------
        In 1984, the Johns had been playing shows, writing, recording, etc.
        However, the world stood on its own head when John Flansburgh's
        apartment was broken into; all of his earthly possessions, including
        his four-track, were stolen.  That same week, bike messenger Linnell
        fell off of his bike and broke his wrist, rendering him unable to
        either perform or work. Since neither of them could do much of
        anything, Flansburgh began putting TMBG songs on his answering
        machine.  This apparently caused a lot of problems at first;
        whenever anyone would try to contact Flansburgh, not only would they
        have to wait through the song, but they had to scream at the top of
        their lungs to get Flansburgh to come to the phone at the end. "I
        tried to talk him out of it," says Linnell. As all early Giants
        fans know, the early Dial-A-Song was "message-capable", a quirk
        which gave the Johns a lot of source material to use.  One
        particularly memorable message features a woman (Gloria) talking to
        her friends about the mystery of "There May Be Giants". An "edit" of
        this conversation was tacked onto the _HOTEL DETECTIVE_ EP
        (Bar/None A-HAON 006), unmarked but referred to by insiders as
        "The Lady". Several other messages were saved and broadcast
        as bumpers when the Johns guested on East Orange, New Jersey's WFMU
        (91.1) radio station in March of 1987 ("Frank O'Toole Show").


   1.7  What is a "Pal Joey revival"?
   ------------------------
        "Flansburgh has a Sinatra thing.  He's really into Sinatra.  I 
        remember when the Kitty Kelly book came out about Sinatra, he read 
        it right away.  He's just got this thing about 'what it means to 
        be Sinatra'.  He's very interested in the phenomenon.  So, 'Pal 
        Joey' was part of that.  He really liked 'Pal Joey,' and he decided 
        he wanted to do some of the songs from 'Pal Joey' one night."
                                               -- Bill Krauss
        The Johns performed:
        "There's A Small Hotel"
        "Lady is a Tramp"
        "My Funny Valentine"
        "Bewitched"

        Jill Knapp says that the middle two songs were actually taken from
        a musical called "Babes in Arms", which is another Rodgers-Hart
        production.

        They have definitely performed "Tramp" and "Valentine" on numerous
        occasions; they played all of the above except "Tramp" at the
        Knitting Factory (NYC) in June of 1989 during a special "Pal Joey
        Segment".  Whether or not this was the actual "Pal Joey" show is
        not known, but the segment was referenced in _CV_ Magazine as a part
        of the Giants "neo-Dada absurdist" early performances, indicating
        that the first performance was of older vintage than this one.
        "Lady Is A Tramp" was later issued on Bar/None's EP collection,
        MISCELLANEOUS T.


   1.8  Tell me about the 1985 Demo!
   ------------------------
        About the 1985 Demo:
        * 23 songs.
        * Cassette-only.
        * First issued on TMB Music in 1985; subsequently reissued with
          the premiere of John Flansburgh's Hello Recording Club in 1993.
          Flansburgh has sworn not to reissue the demo tape again.
        * Recorded at Studio PASS, New York, by Alex Noyes and Bill Krauss.
        Other fun information:
        The 1985 demo tape was recorded, like the other unofficial TMBG
        recordings of the time, during sick days and late at night, after
        the two Johns and Bill had finished work.  Often the sessions would
        go from 10 PM to 4 in the morning or later-- time was scarce.
        The Johns had secured a special deal with Alex Noyes, who worked at/
        ran the studio during its normal hours, which enabled them to work
        after the studio had officially closed each evening, until it
        reopened the next day.  Most of this time was probably spent
        programming the Fairlight, a monstrous computer sequencing/sampler
        superstation which not only had a full, weight-sensitive keyboard,
        but also had a full-size computer screen, keypad, and light pen for
        operation!  (The Australian workstations ran about the price of a
        new car.)  Much of the tape was sequenced on this machine-- the
        noises at the beginning of "Hope That I Get Old" were taken from
        the Fairlight.  The cover (featuring a photo of the Johns wearing
        the giant "Puppet Head" hands seen in the video) was created on
        a Macintosh by Bill Krauss and John Flansburgh.  The early TMBG
        logo shown on the cover-- a haphazard, chunky serif font-- was
        also emblazoned on the early fezzes which could be purchased via
        mail-order.  The reissue slicked up the cover and cleaned up the
        graphical rough edges, but (save for the back flap and the
        cassette itself) was roughly identical to the original issue in
        immediate appearance.

2. "They Might Be Giants" (1986-1987)
   
   2.1  What does the sample at the beginning of "Rabid Child" say?
   ------------------------
        "Lord, please don't take me away."


   2.2  What the hell is that sample in "Number Three"?!?
   ------------------------
        When cleaning a recently-vacant apartment with roommate/
        superintendent Chris in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan, NY,
        Linnell uncovered a stack of obscure polka recordings,
        including one titled "Skinny Lena."  Linnell says:

        "At some point I figured out a way to make the record skip in
        4/4 time during the [alto sax] riff while the 45 was played at
        33, which became the repeating figure on TMBG's recording of
        Flansburgh's 'Number Three.' "

   2.3  What's the "Close-N-Play" that is mentioned in "Toddler Hiway"?
   ------------------------
        It's an archaic kids' record player which does not play until 
        the lid is shut -- hence the name.


   2.4  Why is "Absolutely Bill's Mood" called that?
   ------------------------
        Around the time that "ABM" was being written and brought into the
        studio for the first time, a great deal of the equipment was
        frying out and going insane.  Bill K. was rather perturbed about the
        whole situation, and the song-- obviously about a man in crisis--
        was named in his honor. The use of the word "Absolutely" is a
        nod to Bob Dylan's mid-60s habit of adding adverbs/adjectives to
        song titles for no apparent reason-- "Most Likely You'll Go Your
        Way And I'll Go Mine" and "Absolutely Sweet Marie" being two such
        examples.


   2.5  What's this about the Johns going on the radio and playing
        Dial-A-Song demos? What station? When?
   ------------------------
        This show, which has passed into TMBG legend as the "WFMU Tape",
        was broadcast in March of 1987 on WFMU, East Orange, NJ, on the
        Upsala College campus (91.1 FM).  The show-- actually a special
        edition of the late-night "Frank O'Toole Show"-- was comprised
        of the Johns playing ancient Dial-A-Song classics from the original
        master tapes, performing live, and generally engaging in bizarre
        shenanigans.  Opening with a special live-show introduction from
        1985 (talking about a car decorated with uniquely-scented kittens),
        the show continued with over an hour of non-stop TMBG madness,
        including the legendary "I'm Getting Sentimental Over You"; original
        demos of "The World's Address", "For Science", "Snowball In Hell",
        and dozens more; and live performances of "Birds Fly" and "Kiss Me,
        Son Of God", among others.  It also aired a series of Dial-A-Song
        prank calls, show introductions, TMBG promo radio skits (dating
        back to 1985!), and other high weirdness-- including a lengthy
        discussion of Robert Polk's beard.  A portion of the acoustic
        performances from this program were issued on a double-disc WFMU
        donation-solicitation compilation titled "Upsalapalooza" [still
        available for $27 from WFMU; see http://www.wfmu.org/] in 1994.


3. "Lincoln" (1988-1989)
   
   3.1  Where does the source material from "Snowball in Hell" come from?
   ------------------------
        Krauss, 1994: "It's a dub off of something I gave Flansburgh
        for his birthday in 1985. I bought it at a bookstore in my hometown
        in New Jersey, and it's from a tape from some kind of series on how
        to manage your time effectively.  I saw it on a rack with a bunch
        of tapes on how to make the most money in your life, how to relax..
        It was just a bunch of 'how-to' cassette tapes. I was just flipping
        through them, and Flansburgh's birthday was coming up; I came across
        'How To Manage Your Time Effectively', and I thought, 'Flansburgh
        will find a way to use this.'  And so I gave it to him for his
        birthday.  And we ended up putting it in 'Snowball'."


   3.2  Why are the Johns so infatuated with the '64 World's Fair?
   ------------------------
        The World's Fair-- a now-defunct world-famous bash celebrating
        technology & invention-- was a huge event in its heyday, drawing
        thousands upon thousands of wide-eyed spectators to observe the 
        festival.  John Linnell visited the '64 World's Fair as a child.
        Obviously, it made a profound impression on him. The Fair turned
        up as a mysterious, unknown kind of alternate world in Linnell's
        "Ana Ng"-- "All alone at the '64 World's Fair / 80 dolls yelling
        'Small Girl After All' / Who was at the Dupont Pavilion? / Why was
        the bench still warm? Who had been there?"
        Flansburgh has been known to hunt all '64 World's Fair items
        obsessively, recently proudly noting that he had finally located
        the '64 World's Fair souvenir record.


   3.3  What is "Purple Toupee" about?
   ------------------------
        "Purple Toupee" is sung from the vantage point of someone the
        Johns' age, born in the tail end of the '50s or very early
        1960's, who was alive during the '60s but has only the vaguest
        recollections of what it was all about.  This person's memories
        of '60s politics, although declared in an authoritative tone, 
        are totally muddled and shambolic.  To this person, the only
        real link he has with the '60s are the flashy clothes: the
        "purple toupee and gold lame" of the chorus.  The clothes are
        the representation of the entire decade, politics and all.
        (If this interpretation does not sit well with you, I wish
        to inform you that it comes straight from John Linnell.)

   3.4  Why are the lyrics wrong/out of order in the liner notes?
   -----------------------
        Because Flansburgh, not paying great attention to detail, typed 
        them up at work.  The lyrics on "Piece of Dirt" are the original 
        lyrics that were later re-written.

   3.5  What's the deal with the cover art?
   -----------------------
        Created by zithermaster/furniture craftsman Brian Dewan, it
        pictures John Linnell's great-grandfather (L), Louis T. Linnell,
        and Flansburgh's grandfather, whom he facetiously (?)
        identifies as General Hospital.  The monument, which sits
        in Flansburgh's apartment, stands slightly higher than a
        television set on an average-size TV stand.  The photos
        in question also appear in the "Ana Ng" video.

   3.6  Why are there extra words to "Piece Of Dirt" in the lyric book?
   -----------------------
        The extra words are heard on various live versions of the song
        (including the first-ever performance, on New Year's 1988)
        but are not sung on the album. Although the recorded performance
        was later altered, the lyric sheet remained the same.
   
4. Identification Questions

   4.1  I enjoyed Adam Bernstein's videos for TMBG. What else has he done?
   ------------------------
        Well, this is only a partial list, but I know of the following:
        B-52's, "Love Shack" video
        ADRIAN BELEW, "Oh Daddy" video
        FRANK BLACK, "Headache" video
        "IT'S PAT: THE MOVIE", director
        NICKELODEON: Various shorts + other stuff
        RAGE TO LIVE, "Enough Is Never Enough" video
        "Santa & Marilyn: The True Story" short movie
        WEEN, "Push Th Little Daisies" video

   4.2  Where was the video shot for
        a) "Puppet Head"?
        b) "Don't Let's Start"?
        c) "Ana Ng"?
        d) "Purple Toupee"?
        e) "They'll Need A Crane"?
        f) "Rabid Child" (also see 19f)?
   ------------------------
        a) The Giants' first video, "Puppet Head", was shot in New York
           City-- Williamsburg, to be exact-- with Adam Bernstein in 1986.
           The video was filmed on what NME called a "Brando-style water-
           front, a derelict wasteland from which ferries used to operate,
           shipping folk over the river to East 14th Street in Manhattan."
           The Williamsburg Bridge looms in the background of the location,
           of which Linnell says, "I had a bike stolen out from under me
           riding across there!"

       b) "Don't Let's Start" was filmed at the site of the '64 World's
          Fair in New York City.  The large arena-styled amphitheatre in
          which the Johns are bouncing around was the centre of activity
          at the Fair.

       c) The "Ana Ng" video was filmed at a fireman's training
          center in Wards Island, New York.
        
       d) The "Purple Toupee" video was filmed at Coney Island. [Thanks
          to flparker@woodlawn.uchicago.edu (Francesca Lynn Parker) for
          this answer.]

        e) "TNAC" was filmed in Central Park.

        f) "Rabid Child" was shot in Flansburgh's kitchen. 

   4.3  Is there a real...
        a) Chess Piece Face?
        b) Rabid Child?
        c) Ana Ng?
        d) Toddler Hiway?
        e) Sadly, the Cross-Eyed Bear?
        f) "Rabid Child" video?
   ------------------------
        a) Chess Piece Face was the derogatory nickname assigned to a guy
           that the Johns worked with at a record store when they were in
           high school.  The guy's exact name has since been lost to time.

        b) Rabid Child is not known to be based on any specific person, but
           a famous country tune, "Teddy Bear" (once by Red Sovine), tells
           a similar story of a disabled CB operator.

        c) The most popular Chinese (or, according to Flansburgh, Vietnam-
           ese) name in the New York telephone directory.  No special
           connection, but the Johns say that it was not written from
           their perspective but that of someone on the opposite side of
           the world from Vietnam (hence "Make a hole with a gun _|_ to the
           name of this town..." etc).

        d) A Massachusetts-based Toys R Us apparently existed at one time
           wherein the manager of the store would fill the parking lot with
           new toys for the kids to test out and play with before the store
           opened each morning. This particular toy store is the basis for
           Toddler Hiway.

        e) The 'Sadly, The Cross-Eyed Bear' of "Hide Away, Folk Family"
           fame is, in fact, nothing more than a bad Catholic-school pun.
           In an old hymn, the line 'Gladly the Cross I'd bear' is sung--
           mutated by Sunday school smartasses into 'Gladly, the Cross-Eyed 
           Bear'.  In keeping with the song's disconsolate tone,  the 
           bear's name was changed to 'Sadly'.

        f) That depends on how you define "real".  Flansburgh made the
           rather unusual video in his kitchen; it consisted of little more
           than Flansburgh hugging a door jamb and staring dreamily at
           the camera.  No, you -can't- get copies of it anywhere.


   4.4  Who is/are... 
        a) Kurtis Blow?
        b) Margaret Seiler?
        c) James McIntyre?
        d) Ouida Bailey?
        e) those old guys in the "They'll Need A Crane" video?
   ------------------------
        a) Kurtis Blow, as in "you're free to come and go or talk like 
           Kurtis Blow" of "Where Your Eyes Don't Go" fame, was a famous 
           rapper of the mid- to early-1980's who released several awful 
           rap albums on Mercury Records. One major hit was "Basketball", 
           wherein he implored listeners to go "to the hoop, y'all".
        
        b) Margaret Seiler was the woman who was responsible for
           introducing Flansburgh to Bar/None co-president Glenn Morrow.
           It was she who placed the demo in Morrow's hands, and it is
           also her sonorous tones which can be heard on "Boat Of Car".
        
        c) James McIntyre was a member of the high-school clan of which
           the young Johns were a part-- a group of highly intellectual,
           clever, and highly literate kids who had an irrefutable lust
           for life and the pursuit of knowledge. The most talented and
           gifted of these kids was not Flansburgh or Linnell, but James
           McIntyre-- who, while still in high school, was writing for
           the Boston Phoenix, spinning records on the local community
           radio station (eventually becoming the director), and performing
           random acts of extreme intelligence.  McIntyre was a tremendous
           influence on Flansburgh and Linnell-- Flansburgh credits him for
           being the first to play him the Ramones-- but, sadly, his life
           was claimed as one of the earliest victims of the then-unnamed
           AIDS virus circa 1983.
        
        d) Ouida Bailey was a far-out science teacher at Lincoln-Sud High,
           which the Johns attended. She is, incidentally, still alive and
           well.

        e) From the Winter 1995 Newsletter:

           "They are professional old guys.  The drummer worked for Frank
            Sinatra in the 50s. The bass player is retired from music and
            currently writes crosswords for the Daily News, and the keyboard
            guy is an actor."