Sung by: John Flansburgh
Length: 3: 4
On Albums: John Henry
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + Intro: E C#m G# A A B C#m F# E A E B 1. E C#m G# A Here comes the dirt bike; beware of the dirt bike A B C#m F# 'Cause I hear they're coming to our town - they've got plans for everyone E A And now I hear they're over their sophomore jinx E B B7 So you had better check it out 2. E C#m G# A All hail the dirt bike - philosopher dirt bike A B C#m F# Silence as we gathered round; we saw the word and were on our way E A F# A Now it's brainwashing dirt bike, ground shaking dirt bike E A F# A7 - Mind bending dirt bike in control Instrumental: |: E C#m G# A :| 3. E C#m G# A Soul crushing dirt bike - self-propelled dirt bike A B C#m F# You see I never thought I'd understand 'til that bike took me by the hand Coda: E A Now I ride E B Ride E A G# Ride 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + -E.M.