Quoth Nathan Todd <ntodd@moose.uvm.edu>:

Not that this will particularly enlighten whoever was asking about what 'she's actual size' means, but I remember reading a magazine article in which one of the Johns was asked what the song means. He replied that it was about 'stew.' Good old John and John!

Quoth Matthew McLauchlin <matt_mcl@hotmail.com>:

A guy is talking about his formidable girlfriend, who controls his life and frightens other guys. That's all it is!

Giantisms:

• "All the money money couldn't buy"
• A portrait in the post office=wanted poster
• "Stuck in my heart now where my blood belongs"