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          tmbg-list Digest, Volume 11, Number 14

                Wednesday, 14 October 1998

Today's Topics:

                 TMBG: Visual Discography
                    TMBG: re sin city
            Re: TMBG: MonoPuff:Night Security
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
                      TMBG:time poll
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
             Re: TMBG: Dr. Worm Single -Reply
TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
           TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood
            Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
         Re: TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood
              Re: TMBG: Who Here is Uptighy?
               Re: Fw: TMBG: Pen and Teller
                    TMBG: Philly Show
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
         Re: TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood
            Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
            Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
                       TMBG: .mp3's
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
            Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
TMBG: Nathan Mulac DeHoff couldn't you put this all in one message? Look at 
                   Non-TMBG: Rockapella
            Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
            Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
            Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey.
TMBG: Re: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
            Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
                        TMBG: BIYS
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Re: TMBG: Absolutley / youth / BGJ skills / the John's sweat
                    TMBG: Ana NG midi
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
                  Re: TMBG: Ana NG midi
            Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
                 TMBG: lyrics and dreams
             Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
               Re: TMBG: lyrics and dreams
          Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
                  TMBG: misheard lyrics

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Subject: TMBG: Visual Discography
Message-ID: <19981012.225001.9943.0.captainmarvel2@juno.com>
From: captainmarvel2@juno.com (Derek A Klein)
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 22:51:29 EDT

I don't know if anyone's seen it yet, but here's a website I found to be
pretty bitchin:

http://members.xoom.com/theymightbe/

Try it, and enjoy.

Derek
"What is everyone staring at?"

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From: Gweeg@o.com
Message-ID: <6338a8ae.3622f1aa@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 02:22:34 EDT
Subject: TMBG: re sin city

I dont think john and john are crying about credits scrolling over them.
They're probably quite happy they got the chance to do more than one song.
Plus all the skill and time creating the song is captured on the cd.   if they
wrote the song especially for sin city  and were cut off in the middle then
they have a right to be upset, but they didnt   and if you noticed the credits
were spaced far apart so you could see them play the song and so they could
play longer before the credits ended.   Like i was saying some people are
really uptight when it comes to TMBG.

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From: tmbgirl@juno.com
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 16:43:47 -0600
Subject: Re: TMBG: MonoPuff:Night Security
Message-ID: <19981012.165803.12902.0.TMBgirl@juno.com>

> and
>Rockapella, the band from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiago, was
>having a free concert for Bates parents/family weekend. I saw a poster
>for Rockapella and saw the bass singer was none other that Barry Carl
>who sang Night Security

huh, i thought most people knew that... alex... perhaps this is something
to go into the mono puff FAQ

take it easy, JOrdaN
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Message-ID: <000601bdf670$862e6740$29276520@oemcomputer>
From: "kelspots" <kelspots@gateway.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 02:12:55 -0400

>I'm trying to get a collection of misheard TMBG lyrics up

Feel free to take a look at mine:

http://www2.onu.edu/~stu1336/TMBGreen.html

Amy :)
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From: tmbgirl@juno.com
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 16:53:19 -0600
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Message-ID: <19981012.165803.12902.2.TMBgirl@juno.com>

>They Might Be Potty-Mouthed...
>
>Does anyone have a reasonable guess of why they've gotten so
>foul-mouthed in
>the last couple of months?

yes... a couple of theories
#1 they've hit their mid-life era and they're beginning to feel
disconnected from the youth, (a lot of which is) their fans.
#2 they're desperately trying to sell-out and so, they think cussing
makes 'em look cooler... become more appealing to the teeny-boppers.  I
think this goes along with the "we're gonna play Dr. Worm twice at every
show" thing.

(there's something to argue...are they trying to sell-out?)

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Message-Id: <3.0.5.32.19981013011646.007a6100@mail.uslink.net>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 01:16:46 -0500
From: "J.D. Malmquist" <pronell@uslink.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?

At 01:50 AM 10/13/98 EDT, you wrote:
>I'm trying to get a collection of misheard TMBG lyrics up.  As a suggestion,
>here's one I actually heard, from "Sensurround"
>
>If mom had known she was expecting, she might have got me cigars....
>:If mom had known she was expecting, she might have gone to see Jaws:
>
>Feel free to pitch in.

I'm embarrased to admit that before looking at the track list I thought
"Subliminal" was "Submersible"
:)

JD

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From: ErgoTM@aol.com
Message-ID: <4f69e76c.3622d070@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 00:00:48 EDT
Subject: TMBG:time poll

The poll is mocking me when I try to vote it says Nah Nah Nah Nah. Now a
little manners never hurt anyone and I am personally ashamed the Time would
have so little control over it's pages. If it were my page I would tan it's
hide

Jeff "If you don't have anything nice to say, the shut up dickweed" Craig

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Message-ID: <19981013004321.1729.rocketmail@web1.rocketmail.com>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 17:43:21 -0700 (PDT)
From: Danielle Gaither <cherubino@rocketmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed

---Poncho <callmeponcho@geocities.com> wrote:
> Does anyone have a reasonable guess of why they've gotten so foul-mouthed in
> the last couple of months?
Does anyone have a reasonable guess as to why everyone's so hung up about
that? I haven't been to any of their shows before this year, so I can't say
anything about them.  But in the past, Flans has said that he always
inadvertently swears at shows his parents come to see.  He's said, "I'm not
fucking kidding!" during the conga intro for quite a while now.  On one of the
letters on the website, Linnell makes a reference to something (I forget what)
being "fucked up and disturbing."  So it's not like they were these 2
squeaky-clean guys who have suddenly become potty-mouthed heathens (sorry if
I've shattered any images here ;)  ).

Perhaps they are swearing more in current shows than previously, but I highly
doubt it's an effort to become more or less commercial.  I like to think
they're smarter than that (thinking more swearing will suddenly bring them
loads of fans, that is).  Perhaps they're just more in a swearing mood.  It
doesn't bother me.

> Brother John Green Jello
Reminding everyone to watch their fucking language,
Inspector Over the Mine

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From: rhilton@bitc.org.uk
Message-Id: <TFSONFSR@bitc.org.uk>
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 18:15:48 +0000
Subject: Re: TMBG: Dr. Worm Single -Reply

In the next few days I will phone the UK distributors and try and find out
some concrete information.

Richard

>>> "Scot.Westwood@m.cc.utah.edu" 12/October/1998 05:49pm >>>

	There is a Dr. Worm single that will or has been released in the
UK, look at GEMM.com.  Has anyone picked this up yet, and what are the
track listings

On Wed, 7 Oct 1998, Derek A Klein wrote:

> Here's the response I got from Operator Dot (I believe she works at
TMB
> Productions) :
>
> "it's true that there is a promotional radio single for dr worm, but
> there is no actual single planned for release"
>
> There it is, the unfortunate truth. I got this info back at the first of
> September, so I don't know if any plans have been changed. Her e-mail
is
> TMBGDot@aol.com. Got a question? She's the one to ask.
>
> Derek
> "Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age"
>
>
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Message-Id: <199810131038.GAA02424@pop.snet.net>
From: "dext182" <dext182@snet.net>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 06:34:57 +0000
Subject: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)

guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what

i was at an art store yesterday, and i saw some guy standing there
that looked li... er, WAS John Flansburgh!!!!!!! yes... yes... i KNOW
it wasn't REALLY him, but hey... i got excited anyway and promptly
forgot about my paint and starting following him.... i all of a
sudden became VERY interested in what i John Flansburgh look-alike
buys at an art store...

the results weren't all that fascinating... just a few
paintbrushes... but man, he did give me a few wierd looks... maybe he
thought i jumped out of a soup can. just before he walked out of the
door, i revealed myself from behind some out of place flower display
and watched him leave... but he flashy a rather toothy grin before he
left that made me wonder suspisiiously if maybe it WAS john
incognito....

what a worl we live in... where people aren't safe at art stores...

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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 06:41:51 -0500 (CDT)
From: Jim <rlowery@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.96.981013063852.10384A-100000@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>

On Tue, 13 Oct 1998, J.D. Malmquist wrote:

> At 01:50 AM 10/13/98 EDT, you wrote:
> >I'm trying to get a collection of misheard TMBG lyrics up.  As a suggestion,
> >here's one I actually heard, from "Sensurround"

> >Feel free to pitch in.
>
> I'm embarrased to admit that before looking at the track list I thought
> "Subliminal" was "Submersible"
> :)

	Heh . . . I thought it was "Invisible" at first, myself.

	Hmm, what else?  There's probably a lot for me - I'd have to
listen to all my tapes and CDs again - but I do remember one from The Day.
Of course, for some reason, I still haven't fully learned the words for
The Day, so I might actually be right!  ;]

	"The Day Martha came, and pillows got married . . . "

		Jim  <rlowery@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>

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From: tmbgirl@juno.com
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 07:01:51 -0600
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Message-ID: <19981013.070518.3534.1.TMBgirl@juno.com>

>I'm trying to get a collection of misheard TMBG lyrics up.

wow, i thought someone already did collect these... check the archives
for anything with subject hearder "mondegreens"  (right?)

take it easy, JOrdaN
http://www2.netcom.com/~arnot/joda/bootlegs.html

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Message-ID: <36238EF9.1F0A@pop.uky.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:33:46 -0700
From: thesfc <bjking0@pop.uky.edu>
Subject: TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood

I asked the list about connections between Bob Dylan and They and a few
people pointed out that "Absolutely Bill's Mood" was supposed to be like
the Dylan title "Absolutely Sweet Marie".  Well, I looked up the lyrics
to ASM and I can't seem to find any connection.  So, here's the lyrics.
If anybody can make a connection, please, do tell.  The song is off of
the album _Blonde on Blonde_, so if the lyrics in any way sound sexual,
they probably are.  ASM seems to be about sexual longing, and ABM seems
to just be a goofy song about being nuts.  Or am I missing something?

the sfc

ABSOLUTELY SWEET MARIE

your railroad gate, you know I just can't jump it
Sometimes it gets so hard, you see
I'm just sitting here beating on my trumpet
With all these promises you left for me
But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?

Well, I waited for you when I was half sick
Yes, I waited for you when you hated me
Well, I waited for you inside of the frozen traffic
When you knew I had some other place to be
Now, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?

Well, anybody can be just like me, obviously
But then, now again, not too many can be like you, fortunately.
Well, six white horses that you did promise
Were fin'lly delivered down to the penitentiary
But to live outside the law, you must be honest
I know you always say that you agree
But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?

Well, I don't know how it happened
But the river-boat captain, he knows my fate
But ev'rybody else, even yourself
They're just gonna have to wait.
Well, I got the fever down in my pockets
The Persian drunkard, he follows me
Yes, I can take him to your house but I can't unlock it
You see, you forgot to leave me with the key
Oh, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?

Now, I been in jail when all my mail showed
That a man can't give his address out to bad company
And now I stand here lookin' at your yellow railroad
In the ruins of your balcony
Wond'ring where you are tonight, sweet Marie.

--
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*We treat him well, we feed him well \ There's lots of       *
*room for you on the bandwagon   rem                         *
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From: rhilton@bitc.org.uk
Message-Id: <TFSLECUF@bitc.org.uk>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:00:49 +0000
Subject: Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK

Just a quick update

Having talked to Cooking Vinyl today the position appears to be as
follows:-

Dr Worm is still due to be released as a single. No definite date set yet
but hopefully January.

At the moment there are planned to be 3 songs on the B-side. These are
Birdhouse, Istanbul/Not Constan (excuse spelling) and XTC vs Adam Ant.
I understand these will be off STD except perhaps Istnabul/Not Constan
which may be a different version. I emphasize the word may.

Not much else to report but I will contact them again in December and will
update you all then.

Out of interest, if all the tracks are off STD but bearing in mind it was
never released as a single in the States is there likely to be any demand
for the single in the States as a collectors item?

Richard

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From: Phil Jackson <balloon@netheaven.com>
Message-Id: <199810131519.LAA26406@angels.heaven.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:18:20 -0400

> #2 they're desperately trying to sell-out and so, they think cussing
> makes 'em look cooler... become more appealing to the teeny-boppers.  I
> think this goes along with the "we're gonna play Dr. Worm twice at every
> show" thing.
>
> (there's something to argue...are they trying to sell-out?)
>
> take it easy, JOrdaN
> http://www2.netcom.com/~arnot/joda/bootlegs.html

Personally I'm offended that you could suggest such a thing...The johns
selling out?? no way.  The music of tmbg isn't for them about publicity,
it's a personal project for the two of them.
                    ~Eric "Action" Jackson~
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From: Phil Jackson <balloon@netheaven.com>
Message-Id: <199810131530.LAA26910@angels.heaven.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:29:20 -0400

no no no it's the similarity in the title
                    ~Eric "Action" Jackson~

> I asked the list about connections between Bob Dylan and They and a few
> people pointed out that "Absolutely Bill's Mood" was supposed to be like
> the Dylan title "Absolutely Sweet Marie".  Well, I looked up the lyrics
> to ASM and I can't seem to find any connection.  So, here's the lyrics.
> If anybody can make a connection, please, do tell.  The song is off of
> the album _Blonde on Blonde_, so if the lyrics in any way sound sexual,
> they probably are.  ASM seems to be about sexual longing, and ABM seems
> to just be a goofy song about being nuts.  Or am I missing something?
>
> the sfc
>
> ABSOLUTELY SWEET MARIE
>
> your railroad gate, you know I just can't jump it
> Sometimes it gets so hard, you see
> I'm just sitting here beating on my trumpet
> With all these promises you left for me
> But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
>
> Well, I waited for you when I was half sick
> Yes, I waited for you when you hated me
> Well, I waited for you inside of the frozen traffic
> When you knew I had some other place to be
> Now, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
>
> Well, anybody can be just like me, obviously
> But then, now again, not too many can be like you, fortunately.
> Well, six white horses that you did promise
> Were fin'lly delivered down to the penitentiary
> But to live outside the law, you must be honest
> I know you always say that you agree
> But where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
>
> Well, I don't know how it happened
> But the river-boat captain, he knows my fate
> But ev'rybody else, even yourself
> They're just gonna have to wait.
> Well, I got the fever down in my pockets
> The Persian drunkard, he follows me
> Yes, I can take him to your house but I can't unlock it
> You see, you forgot to leave me with the key
> Oh, where are you tonight, sweet Marie?
>
> Now, I been in jail when all my mail showed
> That a man can't give his address out to bad company
> And now I stand here lookin' at your yellow railroad
> In the ruins of your balcony
> Wond'ring where you are tonight, sweet Marie.
>
>
> --
> ***********************SIGMORPHER V1.0************************
> *Come on aboard I promise you you won't hurt the horse       *
> *We treat him well, we feed him well \ There's lots of       *
> *room for you on the bandwagon   rem                         *
> ***********************sfc software 97************************
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Message-ID: <19981013154944.26433.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Who Here is Uptighy?
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 08:49:44 PDT

Anon Y Mous wrote:
>Yeah yeah yeah, here come the hostility messages again.  He asked for
>it.

No, if he had been asking for it, his message would have looked more
like this:

"Would you please prolong that political discussion that has absolutely
no place on this list?  And could you make your post as hostile as
possible?  Please?"

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Message-ID: <19981013155329.26970.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Fw: TMBG: Pen and Teller
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 08:53:28 PDT

>>after reading about 50 more emails titled "re: p&t," i put 2 and
>>2 together and am assuming that they played on the penn & teller
>>show.

Strange.  When I put 2 and 2 together, I usually get 4 (or 11, if I'm
working in base 3).

>>who really cares about
>>some crappyass german band?

I don't know.  I guess someone does, or they wouldn't keep bringing it
up.

>>i joined this list to read and talk about they
>>might be giants, not a 5-minute german band that won't be around in
>>2 months
>>or abortions.

Rammstein won't be around in 2 abortions?  That doesn't make much sense.
Neither does anything I'm typing, when I think about it.

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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:52:11 -0400
Subject: TMBG: Philly Show
Message-ID: <19981013.115214.8398.0.Superman75@juno.com>
From: superman75@juno.com (Adam Schaaf)

hi.

i'll be attending tonight show at the TLA in Philadelphia.  i'll be the
one wearing the TMBG LIST sign on his shirt.  feel free to come up
and meet some fellow listees.

your underking of pop trivia,
adam schaaf
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Oct. 24 - Soul Coughing!!!
Oct. 27 - Garbage!!!
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Message-ID: <19981013155914.16678.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 08:59:13 PDT

JOrdaN wrote:
>>Does anyone have a reasonable guess of why they've gotten so
>>foul-mouthed in
>>the last couple of months?
>
>yes... a couple of theories
>#1 they've hit their mid-life era and they're beginning to feel
>disconnected from the youth, (a lot of which is) their fans.

Were the Johns really ever connected to "the youth," or to Their fans?
They've never given much indication that They were.

>#2 they're desperately trying to sell-out and so, they think cussing
>makes 'em look cooler... become more appealing to the teeny-boppers. >I
>think this goes along with the "we're gonna play Dr. Worm twice at
>every
>show" thing.
>
>(there's something to argue...are they trying to sell-out?)

What definition of "sell out" are you using here?  I looked up the
expression in the dictionary, and it basically said that the phrase
meant "to turn traitor."  Now, since the Johns are working primarily for
Themselves, in order to "turn traitor," They would have to do something
that They don't want to do.  I would imagine that They probably DO want
to curse and play "Dr. Worm" twice at every show, and, therefore, are
not "selling out."

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Message-ID: <19981013160319.8213.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:03:05 PDT

I wish the message really HAD been about Joe.  I lost my sublet to that
guy.  It was a feel-good sublet, too.

>guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what

Uh, you saw someone who looked like John Flansburgh in an art store?

>i was at an art store yesterday, and i saw some guy standing there
>that looked li... er, WAS John Flansburgh!!!!!!! yes... yes... i KNOW
>it wasn't REALLY him, but hey... i got excited anyway and promptly
>forgot about my paint and starting following him.... i all of a
>sudden became VERY interested in what i John Flansburgh look-alike
>buys at an art store...

Wow!  I'm a good guesser!  (Actually, I peeked ahead, but...)

>the results weren't all that fascinating... just a few
>paintbrushes... but man, he did give me a few wierd looks... maybe he
>thought i jumped out of a soup can. just before he walked out of the
>door, i revealed myself from behind some out of place flower display
>and watched him leave... but he flashy a rather toothy grin before he
>left that made me wonder suspisiiously if maybe it WAS john
>incognito....

I fail to see how his smiling at you would cause you to think he was
Flans.  Does Flans typically smile the same way when you see him?  Have
you ever even MET Flans?

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Message-ID: <19981013160328.3682.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:03:28 PDT

I wish the message really HAD been about Joe.  I lost my sublet to that
guy.  It was a feel-good sublet, too.

>guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what

Uh, you saw someone who looked like John Flansburgh in an art store?

>i was at an art store yesterday, and i saw some guy standing there
>that looked li... er, WAS John Flansburgh!!!!!!! yes... yes... i KNOW
>it wasn't REALLY him, but hey... i got excited anyway and promptly
>forgot about my paint and starting following him.... i all of a
>sudden became VERY interested in what i John Flansburgh look-alike
>buys at an art store...

Wow!  I'm a good guesser!  (Actually, I peeked ahead, but...)

>the results weren't all that fascinating... just a few
>paintbrushes... but man, he did give me a few wierd looks... maybe he
>thought i jumped out of a soup can. just before he walked out of the
>door, i revealed myself from behind some out of place flower display
>and watched him leave... but he flashy a rather toothy grin before he
>left that made me wonder suspisiiously if maybe it WAS john
>incognito....

I fail to see how his smiling at you would cause you to think he was
Flans.  Does Flans typically smile the same way when you see him?  Have
you ever even MET Flans?

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Message-ID: <19981013160701.8873.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:07:01 PDT

Jim wrote:
>On Tue, 13 Oct 1998, J.D. Malmquist wrote:
>
>> At 01:50 AM 10/13/98 EDT, you wrote:
>> >I'm trying to get a collection of misheard TMBG lyrics up.  As a >>
>suggestion,
>> >here's one I actually heard, from "Sensurround"
>
>> >Feel free to pitch in.

>	Hmm, what else?  There's probably a lot for me - I'd have to
>listen to all my tapes and CDs again - but I do remember one from The
>Day.
>Of course, for some reason, I still haven't fully learned the words
>for
>The Day, so I might actually be right!  ;]
>
>	"The Day Martha came, and pillows got married . . . "

It's "The day Marvin Gaye and Phil Ochs got married."  The lyrics are
available at http://www.tmbg.org

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Message-ID: <19981013160913.19559.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Absolutely Sweet Marie's Mood
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:09:12 PDT

thesfc wrote:
>I asked the list about connections between Bob Dylan and They and a
>few
>people pointed out that "Absolutely Bill's Mood" was supposed to be
>like
>the Dylan title "Absolutely Sweet Marie".  Well, I looked up the
>lyrics
>to ASM and I can't seem to find any connection.

It's probably just the titles of the songs that are similar, rather than
the songs themselves.

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Message-ID: <19981013161133.29579.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Nathan Mulac DeHoff" <xornom@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:11:33 PDT

Richard wrote:
>Dr Worm is still due to be released as a single. No definite date set
>yet
>but hopefully January.
>
>At the moment there are planned to be 3 songs on the B-side. These >are
>Birdhouse, Istanbul/Not Constan (excuse spelling) and XTC vs Adam >Ant.
>I understand these will be off STD except perhaps Istnabul/Not >Constan
>which may be a different version. I emphasize the word may.
>
>Not much else to report but I will contact them again in December and
>will
>update you all then.
>
>Out of interest, if all the tracks are off STD but bearing in mind it
>was
>never released as a single in the States is there likely to be any
>demand
>for the single in the States as a collectors item?

Well, I probably wouldn't want it.  I'm pretty sure that some collectors
will buy anything, though.  (Hey!  It's a dust bunny from John Linnell's
floor!  I'll pay $10 for it!)

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From: Laura A Miller <mill1159@tc.umn.edu>
Subject: Re: TMBG: flans' current standings
Message-Id: <36237ccd271b096@mhub3.tc.umn.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:16:14 -0500

Responding to the message of Tue, 13 Oct 1998 00:41:54 EDT
from KdsInThHal@aol.com:
>
> #	Person 	% 	Tally
> 1 	Jesus Christ 	29.57 	2557
> 2 	Travis Laird 	20.77 	1796

Who is Travis Laird ?

Laura

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Message-ID: <19981013162958.884.qmail@hotmail.com>
From: "Scott Reed" <bjorky@hotmail.com>
Subject: TMBG: .mp3's
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:29:58 CDT

yeah, does anyone know of a good site for TMBG .mp3's.
i'd especially like one with dr.worm as i have not yet heard it.

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From: Kreadoubt@aol.com
Message-ID: <5d43e981.36238595@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 12:53:41 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed

<< >Does anyone have a reasonable guess of why they've gotten so
 >foul-mouthed in
 >the last couple of months? >>

Too much time on the bus perhaps?

"If that had been a grown person you'd have cursed.  But this is your child,
you don't wanna curse.  So you sensor yourself and you say....WHAT
THE..............I'll BUST YOUR................GET OUT OF MY FACE!"
-Bill Cosby

Could you imagine the Johns sensoring themselves?  :)

'Hey John!  What the BEEP was THAT all about!?!?!"

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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 12:01:43 -0500 (CDT)
From: Kim Justice <justicek@edge.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.96.981013120017.7408A-100000@shell>

On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 Kreadoubt@aol.com wrote:
> [...] Could you imagine the Johns sensoring themselves?  :)

Sure! I mean, they both shave, right?
kj

[Crucial Disclaimer: Not everyone on the list agrees with me.]
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From: EmarZero@aol.com
Message-ID: <e4366669.362389cc@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 13:11:40 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed

In a message dated 98-10-13 05:58:04 EDT, you write:

> Perhaps they are swearing more in current shows than previously

Once again, neither John swore at the Atlanta show, as far as *I* noticed...

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From: EmarZero@aol.com
Message-ID: <8dc636b.36238c9c@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 13:23:40 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK

In a message dated 98-10-13 12:19:43 EDT, you write:

>  I'm pretty sure that some collectors
>  will buy anything, though.  (Hey!  It's a dust bunny from John Linnell's
>  floor!  I'll pay $10 for it!)

/me gets sudden flashbacks to the crowd of dudes that got Flans's water bottle
after the show and started CHUGGING that thing... Like it would increase their
inner Flans to partake of his backwash, or something....

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Message-ID: <00bd01bdf6c6$327aad60$99061ecf@default>
From: "Green Jello" <greenjello1973@geocities.com>
Subject: TMBG: Nathan Mulac DeHoff couldn't you put this all in one message? Look at my example.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 12:26:12 -0400

>No, if he had been asking for it, his message would have looked more
>like this:
>"Would you please prolong that political discussion that has absolutely
>no place on this list?  And could you make your post as hostile as
>possible?  Please?"

I don't think he would've said this at all.  You sound like an arrogant
poop! lol

>Strange.  When I put 2 and 2 together, I usually get 4 (or 11, if I'm
>working in base 3).

hmmm.... nerd detector BEEPING!!!!

>Rammstein won't be around in 2 abortions?
>That doesn't make much sense.
>Neither does anything I'm typing, when I think about it.

Actually it made perfect sense in the context of message.  Irritating
threads about Rammstein and abortions.

>Were the Johns really ever connected to "the youth," or to Their fans?
>They've never given much indication that They were.

I've always thought that they were very in touch with "the youth"... but
that's why opinions are like buttholes... we all have them.

>What definition of "sell out" are you using here?  I looked up the
>expression in the dictionary,  <nerdspeak clipped>

It wasn't the best reply to my question, but it was their opinion... I
specifically asked for OPINIONS!!!!  Oddly enough, opinions are NEVER wrong.

>I fail to see how his smiling at you would cause you to think he was
>Flans.  Does Flans typically smile the same way when you see
>him?  Have you ever even MET Flans?

He has smiled AT ME all 5 times I've talked to him.  He always smiles,
especially when you talk to him about Richard Milhouse Nixon.  So, that
sounds like a good theory to me... lol

>It's "The day Marvin Gaye and Phil Ochs got married."  The lyrics are
>available at http://www.tmbg.org

Very good work... this is most important sentence that you wrote in all 143
emails you sent to the list this morning.

>It's probably just the titles of the songs that are similar,
>rather than the songs themselves.

Couldn't you have sent this to them privately?

>Well, I probably wouldn't want it.  I'm pretty sure that some collectors
>will buy anything, though.  (Hey!  It's a dust bunny from John Linnell's
>floor!  I'll pay $10 for it!)

Cool, I've got a used tissue for you...

The point of this email... as long as it may be... was to say "Consolidate
your email!"

Brother John Green Jello... who obviously knows how it's done.

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Message-Id: <3.0.32.19981013103427.00758d80@peseta.ucdavis.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:37:08 -0700
From: Nicole the Wonder Nerd <ana.ng@tmbg.org>
Subject: Non-TMBG: Rockapella

>I saw a poster
>for Rockapella and saw the bass singer was none other that Barry Carl
>who sang Night Security. The show was great!!! Barry has the LOWEST
>vioce in the world!!!!! He can sign like 5 times lower than he did on
>Night Security!! WOW! Just thought I'd pass this along.

Last time I saw Rockapella, Barry Carl sang lead on the best version of
"Sixteen Tons" that I've ever heard.  I now fully believe that "Sixteen
Tons" NEEDS a BIG, DEEP voice... Pete Seeger's wimpy tenor just doesn't cut
it anymore.  :)

>P.S. they had a guy making drum sounds with his mouth, it was
>increadible.

Many modern a cappella bands have a vocal percussionist.  The House Jacks
used to have a jaw-dropping-incredible one, but he left.  :(

It sounds like you're a budding a cappella fan, m'friend!  :)  You may want
to check it out further.  rec.music.a-cappella is an excellent discussion
forum.  www.singers.com is the website of Primarily A Cappella, for all
your a cappella  needs (they're quite reputable, have no fear.)

Private to Anon Y Mous--not only do you have NO FUCKING IDEA what you are
talking about, you were asked to take this OFF THE LIST, you fucking moron.

--nicole the wonder nerd
who never ever uses language like this...

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From: KdsInThHal@aol.com
Message-ID: <648bae3c.36239950@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:17:52 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: flans' current standings

In a message dated 10/13/98 12:16:32 PM, mill1159@tc.umn.edu writes:

>> #	Person 	% 	Tally
>> 1 	Jesus Christ 	29.57 	2557
>> 2 	Travis Laird 	20.77 	1796
>
>Who is Travis Laird ?

beats the fuggin' hel outta me, i'm just a reporter. ;p

sarah

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From: EmarZero@aol.com
Message-ID: <e15524fc.36239aa0@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:23:28 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: flans' current standings

In a message dated 98-10-13 14:20:01 EDT, you write:

> Who is Travis Laird ?
>
>
>  beats the fuggin' hel outta me, i'm just a reporter. ;p
>
Probably some lamer hacker-wannabe, like the "Gary Spell" fellow who crashed
it LAST time...

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From: CPatubo@mindscape.com
Message-ID: <8825669C.0065BEFB.00@nvtomta.mindscape.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:31:27 -0700
Subject: Re: TMBG: flans' current standings

> Who is Travis Laird ?
>
>
>  beats the fuggin' hel outta me, i'm just a reporter. ;p
>
>Probably some lamer hacker-wannabe, like the "Gary Spell" fellow who
crashed
>it LAST time...

Prolly right... from what I've found, he's a site engineer at LairdNet...
http://www.lairdnet.com/default.asp

-cp

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From: Phil Jackson <balloon@netheaven.com>
Message-Id: <199810131914.PAA06438@angels.heaven.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:13:32 -0400

I like to think that it was the omlette
                    ~Eric "Action" Jackson~

> it's like which came first? the chicken or the egg???
>
> i say the incubator.
>
>
>         jen
>
> "a day without the sun is like... night"
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Message-Id: <3.0.3.32.19981013142048.00709f64@goshen.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:20:48 -0500
From: "Amanda Heggen" <amandah@goshen.edu>
Subject: TMBG: Re: joe. (ok. this email isn't REALLY about joe, but hey...)

At 06:34 AM 10/13/98 +0000, someone wrote:
>guess what guess what guess what guess what guess what
>
>i was at an art store yesterday, and i saw some guy standing there
>that looked li... er, WAS John Flansburgh!!!!!!! yes... yes... i KNOW
>it wasn't REALLY him, but hey... i got excited anyway and promptly
>forgot about my paint and starting following him....

Recently I discovered someone at my school who looks a LOT like Dean Ween,
so I know from experience how exciting it can be to find someone (or
something)  who, well, represents something that is real important to you.
Congratulations. I wish I was there.

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Subject: Re: TMBG: Dr Worm single in the UK
Message-ID: <19981013.152359.8055.0.captainmarvel2@juno.com>
From: captainmarvel2@juno.com (Derek A Klein)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:25:27 EDT

>Out of interest, if all the tracks are off STD but bearing in mind it
was never >released as a single in the States is there likely to be any
demand for the single >in the States as a collectors item?

Doubt it. If a Dr. Worm single is made, then it will probably be released
through the info club as well. That kind makes sense...

Derek
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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 17:26:15 -0400
From: Jason Fickley <jdf179@Psu.Edu>
Subject: TMBG: BIYS

Is the version of Ant that appears as a b-side of the German BIYS single
the same as the b-side of I(NC)?

--Jason--

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From: gray42@juno.com
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:52:59 -0400
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Message-ID: <19981013.173305.9966.0.gray42@juno.com>

Heh, here's one

"Is he a duck, or is he a speck, when he's underwater, does he get wet?"

or

"In the nightgown of the sun and moon, where the windows lean intro the
room"

or

"the head arising the bed in the self called nowhere"

Just to name a few
If I can remember any more, I'll be sure to post them

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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:47:42 -0600 (MDT)
From: Jim Kuemmerle <J.Kuemmerle@m.cc.utah.edu>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.96.981013154642.6295A-100000@cor>

On Tue, 13 Oct 1998, Kim Justice wrote:

> On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 Kreadoubt@aol.com wrote:
> > [...] Could you imagine the Johns sensoring themselves?  :)
>
> Sure! I mean, they both shave, right?

...

...

...

::weak sickly groan::

that was beautiful.  :)

--jim kuemmerle, who always loves a good pun...

j.kuemmerle@m.cc.utah.edu
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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 16:38:30 -0600 (MDT)
From: Jim Kuemmerle <J.Kuemmerle@m.cc.utah.edu>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?
Message-ID: <Pine.GSO.3.96.981013163106.11156A-100000@cor>

hey, amy!!

long time no see!

i have some new mondegreens for you:

become a robot:
  "harbor a wishnik" as "harbor a deathwish"; i still swear they sing it
   this way...

the day:
  "the day marvin gaye and phyllis got married"

snowball in hell:
  "alabaster roadblock"

weep day:
  "...not the one i was addressing; the president of urban africa..."

--jim kuemmerle, daishiki lover...

j.kuemmerle@m.cc.utah.edu
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From: ErgoTM@aol.com
Message-ID: <520a597d.3623e783@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 19:51:31 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed

In AKA Driver I thought it said "Big Head Todd won twenty, little hens on me"

Jeff "Big hands on 120? that can't be right it doesn't make any sense" Craig

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From: tmbgirl@juno.com
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 18:55:21 -0600
Subject: Re: TMBG: Absolutley / youth / BGJ skills / the John's sweat
Message-ID: <19981013.185932.4798.2.TMBgirl@juno.com>

>people pointed out that "Absolutely Bill's Mood" was supposed to be
>like
>the Dylan title "Absolutely Sweet Marie"

I believe it's just the title that they got from the Dylan song and as
for the rest isn't it about Bill Krauss?

>Were the Johns really ever connected to "the youth," or to Their fans?

well... they wear cons. I rarely see other 40 year olds walking down the
street with cons on but maybe that's just denver... :)

>The point of this email... as long as it may be... was to say
>"Consolidate
>your email!"

i'm impressed... when i first joined the list ages and ages ago i did
this (mostly cuz i only got the digest at that time) but i just figured
it sucked to consolidate cuz then the subject lines are wacked (people
can't follow threads).  And most people will read like the first sentence
and delete the rest (i know i do).  But just for you, i've compiled all
three or four e-mails i would've sent into one! :)

>In AKA Driver I thought it said "Big Head Todd won twenty, little hens
>on me"

heh, one of the only bands from CO to "make-it" in the 90's (don't forget
my buds... five iron frenzy).  :)

>/me gets sudden flashbacks to the crowd of dudes that got Flans's
>water bottle
>after the show and started CHUGGING that thing... Like it would
>increase their
>inner Flans to partake of his backwash, or something....

After shows where we're dancing a lot (yeahyeah and moshing) you do get
reeeeally thirsty...
perhaps they were more interested in the water than in the fact that it
was flansy's

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From: RabidChidl@aol.com
Message-ID: <76d94f81.3623ff65@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:33:25 EDT
Subject: TMBG: Ana NG midi

On tmbg.org, does anyone else have problems trying to d/l the ana ng midi?

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From: Batbrain99@aol.com
Message-ID: <de8e54ce.362404c6@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:56:22 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?

Hey, Mike will drive her  (this was before i knew the real name for aka
driver)
:Hey, Nyquil driver

The world's a dress (a friend thought (and still believes) this one)
The world's adress

So if you predict in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul
:So if you've got a date... :

So I wont sit at home any more and you wont see my head in Mountain Dew
:So I wont sit at home any more and you wont see my head in the window:

The greatest man, person man
:Degraded man, person man:

Throw the crypt door wide
:Throw the crib door wide:

For bieng lazy falls like a spell
:For king-lazy-bones like myself:

And hit my head on the pole of the table and I told him I slipped today
:and hit my head on the wall of jail where the two of us live today:

So sneak out this class suburban
: so sneak out this glass of bourban:

I was invincible, now I'm invincible
: I was uncomfortable, now im uncomfortable:

Don't even get me started on Letterbox

If it makes a difference, I thought WLSD was a drug as opposed to a station

~Bat"WLSD"Brain
* ---------------------------------------------
"I kick the rocks beneath me, I squint at the sun"

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Message-Id: <2.2.32.19981014020004.01174280@mail.utexas.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:00:04 -0500
From: Mitchell Harding <mitcharf@mail.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?

>The world's a dress (a friend thought (and still believes) this one)
>The world's address

These two are supposed to be confused -- listen to the lyrics of the song.

Harf,
Mitch

"A man said to the universe:
'Sir, I exist!'
'However,' replied the universe,
'The fact has not created in me
a sense of obligation.'"
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From: Tmbg4life@aol.com
Message-ID: <ad9ce3ac.3624066e@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:03:26 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: Ana NG midi

nope, not me

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From: Batbrain99@aol.com
Message-ID: <975d38c.362406c3@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:04:51 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: flans' current standings

Are ye all daff?! Travis Laird is the guy who invented jello!
Ok, so i made that up so i sounded intectual and youd all respect me more.
Everyone knows it was Bill Cosby

~Bat"Jello"Brain

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"Ya see, jazz is like a jell-o pudding. No actually it's like kodac film. No,
actually it's like one of them new coca colas. It'll always be around"
   ~bad cosby impersonation on simpsons

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From: Alterian@aol.com
Message-ID: <194a0d9.36240886@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:12:22 EDT
Subject: TMBG: lyrics and dreams

When I first heard Ana Ng I thought that that little distorted voice said "I
don't twirl the world, I just want your hat"
I know I had a few others but I'm sick and I want to go to bed
oh yeah, i had a weird TMBG dream
it was caffine induced
It was in the 80's and they did this weird commercial for some kind of pill
Flans was walking down the sidewalk with Linnell and he grabbed his stomach
and fell to the ground and was moaning "Oh no! They slipped me a bromine
pill!" But then Linnell helped him back up and said "No they didn't, they gave
you a pill of brine((too much chemistry..erg)) and Flans was like "Oh, ok" and
they went on their way, and then my dream went to a weird music video of
thiers where they were singing a song about a gardener, and my dream had the
little words on the bottom of the screen that music videos usually have. It
was about theFCBR Gardener or something..don't ask me, I have no idea what
that means..
Off to sleep for me!
-Amber the Alterian

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From: KdsInThHal@aol.com
Message-ID: <83560298.36240a18@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:19:04 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: Misheard TMBG lyrics?

In a message dated 10/13/98 10:17:11 PM, Batbrain99@aol.com writes:

>f it makes a difference, I thought WLSD was a drug as opposed to a station

i'm pretty sure it's a pun..

"she's on ________"

because as you know, TMBG are good like that.

sarah

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From: KdsInThHal@aol.com
Message-ID: <7cbc9c0d.36240b56@aol.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:24:22 EDT
Subject: Re: TMBG: lyrics and dreams

In a message dated 10/13/98 10:21:24 PM, Alterian@AOL.com writes:

>When I first heard Ana Ng I thought that that little distorted voice said
>"I
>don't twirl the world, I just want your hat"

of course, who can forget the closed captioning in brain candy... <g>

(for: "everyone wants to see that groovy thing")
"but all i wants to see the the groove within"

or something like that. actually i don't think that's it - i think it's more
off. <g>

sarah

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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:30:11 -0400 (EDT)
From: Kevin Keeler <insanity@uwns.underworld.net>
Subject: Re: TMBG: They Might Be Potty-Mouthed
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.3.96.981013195322.21522C-100000@uwns.underworld.net>

On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 ErgoTM@aol.com wrote:

> In AKA Driver I thought it said "Big Head Todd won twenty, little hens on me"
>
> Jeff "Big hands on 120? that can't be right it doesn't make any sense" Craig
>

im not sure if that actually doesnt make sense to you....but it refers to
120 mph (speedometer).  and the litle hand is on 'E' --empty.  he's a
nyquil driver.  psycho crazy and all that.

not trying to insult anyone.....just have trouble picking up that damn
sarcasm / wit in writing.....

	-kevin

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Message-Id: <36241418.95F8A1C9@tc.umn.edu>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:01:45 -0500
From: Laura Miller <mill1159@tc.umn.edu>
Subject: TMBG: misheard lyrics

This isn't TMBG but its still funny.  In hearing the song Lucy in the
Sky With Diamonds by the Beatles I thought that the line "The girl with
kaledescope eyes" was "The girl with colitis go by"

Laura (hearing aid) Miller

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